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How many assassination bids did Hitler survive? From 1066 to the Falklands, go into battle with our great military quiz

From Roman methods of execution to Mata Hari and the headgear worn by ­kamikaze pilots — military history is full of quirky facts and figures. Test your ­knowledge of mutinies, mottos and strangely-named missiles here with this ­fascinating quiz . . .

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It's Christmas, so It's Hitler!

Hitler's Christmas party: Rare photographs capture leading Nazis celebrating in 1941

A less festive bunch it’s hard to imagine.

This is Hitler and his henchmen celebrating Christmas in 1941 – not that you’d know it from their glum expressions.

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Prince Harry Party Pack

Nazi costumes 'meant as a joke' pulled from Japanese discount chain store after Jewish outrage

A popular Japanese discount chain has had to pull a controversial Nazi costume from its shelves after receiving complains from a U.S. Jewish organisation.

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Hitlerauction

Hundreds of Hitler pictures from his personal photographer brought to light and put for auction

Hundreds of photographs of Adolf Hitler have been unearthed and are expected to fetch a six-figure sum when they go under the hammer, an auctioneer said today.

Another excuse to post lots of pictures of people heiling!

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Of all the cities to choose, they choose Berlin!!

Rome is nice, Madrid, hmmm, too Spanish, Paris is lovely, erm... then the legs start to stiffen and the jackboots start to twitch, and the arm starts to stiffen. Heil! I know, let's choose Berlin for our headline!

Berlin Time - the great debate: What YOU think about MPs' proposals to put our clocks forward by one hour

London would be in semi-darkness at 9am on the shortest day of the year if MPs vote in favour of a Bill which would force this country to abandon Greenwich Mean Time and align itself with Berlin and other European cities.

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One reader, Mr J. Livsey, wrote: ‘What kind of joke is this? Why don’t we just throw in the towel, apologise for going to war with Germany and ask if it’s OK if we all start speaking German!’

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Take me to your fuhrer

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Stolen cash

Nazis paid for 30% of war with stolen Jewish cash

Europe's Jews were robbed of so much wealth by the Nazis that they financed 30 per cent of the German war effort, say researchers.

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Can I have your autograph?

When I met Hitler, Mussolini and saw the devastation at Dunkirk: Astonishing images from a German soldier's photo album

Rare photos taken by a German soldier of the devastated beaches of Dunkirk after the evacuation have been found 70 years on by the family of a British war veteran.

The pictures were taken a few hours after 330,000 Allied soldiers were rescued from the beaches by an armada of little ships having been defeated by the Nazis.

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A visit to see Hitler

Revealed after 75 years: The British Legion’s shameful visit to Hitler

I came upon it by accident. I was searching through shelves looking for something else when it caught my eye. But there it was, a huge, thick, hard-backed, red book – with a metal swastika on the front.

At the time I was accompanied by a photographer from the Discovery Channel and we were carrying out research for a documentary.

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Stop looking at my eggy-wegg!

'Mild mannered' Hitler enjoys marmalade for breakfast (... but he hates being watched): The observations of a PoW revealed

Adolf Hitler enjoyed bread and marmalade for breakfast and was 'mild' mannered during personal exchanges, according to newly released documents.

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I'll get you Butler!

Conservative Party suspends councillor photographed giving Nazi salute in Adolf Hitler costume

A Conservative council leader from Harrogate had been suspended by the party after being photographed dressed as Adolf Hitler and giving a Nazi salute.

Councillor Mike Gardener had earlier been deselected after images of him at a fancy dress party were leaked onto the internet via the social-networking website Facebook.

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Maybe he loved cream teas and pasties?

How Hitler's foreign minister planned to retire in Cornwall after Nazi conquest of Britain

One of Hitler's most senior Nazis set his heart on a stylish retirement in Cornwall following Germany's invasion of Britain, new research reveals.

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Irving sounds like a Jewish name

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A cup of tea for Mr Hitler

Hitler at home: Rare photographs show how the Nazi leader relaxed while he waged war

Relaxing with a cup of tea and sharing a joke with a crowd of admiring women - these are the rarely seen intimate portraits of Adolf Hitler at the height of his power.

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Vish you vere here

A joke

Which quarter?

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Pig's Arse!

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Adolf, would yer loike a Guinness?

Could WWII have been avoided? Memoirs uncover the Irishman who saved Hitler from being kicked to death by a mob

It's the ultimate imponderable in the 'counterfactual' school of history: Could the world have been spared its greatest cataclysm - and more than 70million deaths - but for the unwitting intervention of one forgotten Irishman

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A scapegoat?

Oliver Stone apologises for claim Hitler was a 'scapegoat' in World War Two 'who did more damage to Russia than Jews'

Director Oliver Stone has been forced to make a grovelling apology over an anti-Semitic outburst.

The double Academy Award winner claimed that the Russians suffered more during the Second World War and that there was a Jewish 'domination of the media'.

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Heil Hilton!

'It's not a Hitler salute! I was dancing and scratching my face': Paris Hilton denies pulling 'Nazi pose'

Paris Hilton has strenuously denied she was enacting a Nazi salute as she partied on a luxury yacht.

A spokesman for the American heiress insisted to MailOnline that she was merely dancing and scratching her face at the same time..

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Jackboot Jacko!

Jackboot Jacko? New York memorabilia seller claims king of pop kept hoard of Nazi films

Michael Jackson had a secret stash of Nazi documentaries that he kept at his Neverland home, it's claimed.

He allegedly had a collection of memorabilia and hunted down specialist video sellers who could discreetly sell him hard-to-find films and documentaries, according to the New York Post.

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Nazi alchemists!

Nazis tried to turn sand into gold: Foolish SS chief Himmler set up secret alchemy unit in Dachau

Nazi chiefs believed they could turn stones, sand and soil into gold, according to a new book.

Heinrich Himmler, head of Hitler's SS police force, was tricked into thinking that precious metals could be produced in this way - and then used to buy weapons to strengthen the Third Reich.

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Grave of would-be assassin found...

Grave of Hitler's would-be assassin 'found in woods of Berlin suburb'

The secret grave of would-be Hitler assassin Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg may have been discovered on the 66th anniversary of the failed plot.

The aristocratic German colonel could have be laid to rest in the woodland of a Berlin suburb after being shot on July 20, 1944, a former cemetery inspector’s will reveals.

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I wonder how many of them have a Hitler moustache?

How 20 British families have named their children Adolf since the war

At least 20 babies born in Britain since the war have been given the first name Adolf, according to official birth records.

The most recent was registered in 2005, family tree organisation Findmypast.co.uk said.

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Did Nazi scientist save Britain...

Did Nazi scientist save Britain from Hitler's deadly gas that could have killed millions?

None of the men of the 1st Battalion of the Royal Hampshires was surprised that the fight would be tough. As they doggedly advanced up 'Gold' beach on D-Day, every man knew that surviving the murderous criss-cross of machine-gun fire would demand a miracle.

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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Nokia

German man facing jail for having Hitler speech as his mobile ringtone

A German man is facing up to six months in jail for having a speech by Adolf Hitler as his mobile phone ringtone.

The 54-year-old had a Hitler speech - in which the Fuhrer pledged the 'destruction of world Jewry' if Germany was 'dragged' into war - programmed into his Nokia phone.

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My struggle... to buy a car

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Ok, ok, so he wasn't a vegetarian!

When he farted, he feared the wurst!

An Indian Hitler?

Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun to be played by Indian actors in Bollywood film

Adolf Hitler would be turning in his grave – if he had one.

He is about to be played by an Indian actor in a Bollywood movie about his love life.

The film, called ‘Dear Friend Hitler’, will concentrate on the Fuhrer’s relationships in the last days of his life, particularly that with his mistress Eva Braun.

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Apparently he used to fart a lot

Stalin

Would 'one ball' lose you 10 points on QI?

Super cool!

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In other news, Hitler has no intention of resigning... Click.

Would Hitler have approved of fast food?

Nazi nightmare: The U.S. parents who teach their children to idolise Hitler

Smiling proudly as she wraps her arms around her two children, Cynthia Keene's family paint a happy picture.

But as they roll up their sleeves to reveal dozens of swastika tattoos it's clear there is nothing average about their lifestyle.

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Ashes to ashes...

Russian who 'cremated' Adolf Hitler refuses to reveal where he scattered his ashes

Exactly 65 years after Adolf Hitler perished in his Berlin bunker, the man who Moscow claims destroyed his bones today refused to reveal the exact spot in Germany where he 'cremated' the Fuhrer.

Vladimir Gumenyuk, a 73 year old retired KGB officer, vowed to take his secret to his grave so that the location in the countryside around Magdeburg would not become the focus of pilgrimages by neo-Nazis.

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He's on the front page!

Today is Hitler's birthday and as a present the Daily Heil have him on the front page to tell everyone they're giving away a free Hitler DVD.

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And also on the web...

Museum of death: Heinrich Himmler's eerie castle plays host to macabre Nazi memorabilia

A macabre museum dedicated to the history of Nazi Germany's evil SS has opened in the eerie castle that was once home to its boss Heinrich Himmler.

Wewelsburg Castle - now dubbed 'Naziland' by critics - was SS leader Himmler's headquarters for the darkest deeds of World War II.

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Playing chess with Lenin

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I wanna really really really wanna sieg-a-sieg-heil!

Dictator chic: How celebrities are taking fashion inspiration from the world's most notorious tyrants

Victoria Beckham as Hitler... apparently. The Daily Heil really scraping the barrel with this story.

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Shroud

Hitler wanted to steal the Turin Shroud - 'but was thwarted by the Vatican'

Adolf Hitler wanted to steal the Turin Shroud during World War II, an Italian monk has claimed.

But the Vatican helped hide the cloth relic, on which is scorched the image of Christ's face, in a rural monastery to keep it out of the clutches of the Fuhrer.

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The artist

If only someone had gone to the art school and bunged them a few quid.
"You want us to what?"
"Accept him... nurture him... tell him he's a great artist."
"But why?"
"Just do it... it's important!"

Hitler the artist

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I don't think he drew this one though...

Daily Mail editor : "See if you can mention Hitler in this article about overweight women..."
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British SS

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Also: SS Castle opens to the public.

Hitler would have preferred golf...

...because he liked spending a lot of time in the bunker.

A double dose of der fuhrer today...


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Would Hitler have claimed for his bunker on expenses?

Dib Dib Dib, Heil Heil Heil

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Interesting shape!

Hmmm, is there a subliminal message here?

Hitler Swallows Dwarf!

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Subject: Supersize your little fuhrer, buy now 83% cheaper price!!

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Mein Rant!

An annotated scholarly study would probably be a good idea.
Mein Kampf : aptly named as it's supposed to be a really difficult read.
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